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Meet The Staff

The Village People

Derek (D'Guvnor)

Role: Head Tea Boy!

 

Birth Date: Unknown, possibly Pre-CBS, but looks more like Pre War.
From: Apparently Cockney...
Marital Status: Married
Drives: Slowly
Eats: Well I like a bit of chocolate to go with a columbian cocktail
Drinks: Oh yeah, All the time!
Sports teams: Anything that involves sitting around watching someone else do the hard work
Band: Nah did all that malarky back in the day!
Before GV: You mean there was a before GV?
Likes: A nice meal & a movie... maybe a little tipple to wash it all down (there's a theme running here)
Listens to: Stung, Mark Knobbler, Gazza and all that Rock n Roll mocka!
Heroes: Me Mam!
Describes self as: The Daddy
Most Famous Sayings: Hold the phone!... Oi you muppet!... Bish Bash Bosh...And others far too rude to print!
 
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I've got a few guitars, you can view most of them here

Mark/Mike/Matt

Role: Sales

Birth Date: He OLD!
From: Alton
Stature: King of the rouge panthers
Marital Status: His love life has its ups & downs.....
Drives: Like a rally driver
Eats: Sneaky chocolate bars in the warehouse & apples
Drinks: Beer to wash the curry down!!
Sports teams: Southampton FC
Band: The Standardz 
Before GV: Sold tractors & farmers
Likes: Easy women! (Especially Police women and Nuns)
Listens to: Vaughan, Hendrix, Johnny Winter & generally anything loud and heavy
Heroes: Jimi Hendrix, Zakk Wylde, SRV, Mick Hucknall & Mother Superior
Describes self as: Laid Back
Others Describe Him as: Cyborg like (he goes home to recharge not sleep)
 
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PRS SE Fredrik Akesson
Bonamassa Cry Baby
Avalon AS201CE Ibanez DS9 Tube Screamer
Fender Standard Stratocaster Olympic White BBE Sonic Stomp
Marshall 85th Anniversary Head & Cab Rothwell Torado
Boss DD-3 Voodoo Labs Giggidy Castrol GTX
Jim Dunlop Cry Baby Energiser Batteries

Steve

Role: Web & Marketing

From: Farnham
Marital Status: Soon to be wedded
Drives: Like an absolute champ
Eats: Indians, Thai's, Italians, Mexicans, Americans
Drinks: Massively into ale
Sports teams: United!
Band: The Chilli Fighters
Before GV: GV! then building sites, then building websites, then GV again!
Likes: Twister ice creams
Dislikes: The word pamphlet
Listens to: Magic FM
Heroes: King Eric, Sir Alex, Rocky Balboa
Describes self as: Legend
Others Describe Him as: They agree
 
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Gibson 1959 Les Paul VOS Sunrise Teaburst Boss SD-1
Fender Custom Shop 57 Heavy Relic Strat Pewter Boss PH-3
Fender Custom Shop 63 Heavy Relic Tele Vintage White over Sunburst Boss DD-5
Lowden S35 W/C Korg DT10
Fender USA Standard Strat Sunburst Mooer Trelicopter
Parker Deluxe Silver MXR Smart Gate
Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier Cry Baby Wah
Mesa Boogie Rectoverb 25 Electro Harmonix Micro Pog
Hughes & Kettner Tubemeister 18
Marshall Mode Four

Sam

Role: Guitar Tech & Sales (vintage specialist)
From: Farnborough
Stature: Round
Marital Status: Seeking and destroying
Drives: Horribly
Eats: A hell of a lot of Bakewell tarts
Drinks: Rola Cola and Bacardi
Sports teams: Scouse *******
Band: The Standards
Before GV: Numark Alesis
Likes: Legs, Breasts & Wings
Dislikes : Numark Alesis
Listens to: SRV, BB King, Matt Scofield
Heroes: Mr Kipling
Describes self as: Comfortable
Others Describe Him as: A human waterbed
 
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Gibson 1959 Les Paul VOS Lemonburst Robert Keeley Blues Driver
Gibson 1961 ES335 VOS Cherry Robert Keeley Delay
Fender Tele Custom Lake Placid Blue Wampler Hot Wired
Martin HD28E Retro Wampler Delay
1950's Framus Archtop Wampler Reverb
Fender 59 Reissue Bassman Wampler Black 65
Hughes & Kettner Statesman Korg Pitchblack
Laney VC100 BBE Sonic Stomp
Fender Blues Junior Line 6 M5
Fender Frontman 65 Vox Wah
Laney Linebacker Combo  

David

Role: Photography, website & general running around
From: Yet another Alton one
Stature: Diminutive
Drives: Constantly
Eats: Heartily
Drinks: Excessively
Sports teams: University Challenge is as sporty as I get
Band(s): Seasons EndTempus FusionSorcerers SpellDust N BonesSave The Last Dance, looking for ideally at least 10 more bands...apply within.
Before GV: Student, then music retail, then rock star, then jobless bum
Likes: Partying
Dislikes : Hangovers
Listens to: Everything, but especially metal, prog rock and Radio 4
Heroes: John Petrucci, David Gilmour, Guthrie Govan
Describes self as: Tall, dark, handsome
Others Describe Him as: Short, pale, delusional
 
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PRS 513 TC Electronic G System
SMB Custom 7-string "The Stantonator" JD Rack Cry Baby
Gibson Les Paul Standard 2005 Morley Mark Tremonti Power Wah
Gibson Les Paul Standard 2002 Keeley DS-1
Gibson '84 Reissue Explorer Wampler Black '65
Taylor 312CE MXR Custom Shop La Machine
Musicman StingRay 5 HH ISP Decimator Pro Rack G
Mesa Boogie Mark V EH Holy Grail
Mesa Boogie Rectifier 4x12 LR Baggs Para DI
Mesa Boogie Rectifier 2x12 Fishman Aura Concert Pedal
Marshall JCM2000 DSL50 Line 6 DL4
Blackstar HT-5R Line 6 MM4
Ampeg Portaflex 500 Tech 21 Sans Amp Bass Driver DI
  ....Plus plenty more!

Uncle Tel

Role: Sales (acoustic specialist)
Birth Date: Put it this way, he went to school with Noah!
From: Kentish man
Stature: Heavy Relic
Marital Status: Worn out
Drives: An Audi banana (yes it literally is a banana)
Eats: Tuna Risotto, Tuna Salad, Tuna Steaks, Piano Tuna
Drinks: Ales, Tequila, More Ales, More Tequila
Sports teams: The only team in Manchester
Band: Previously Cat Stevens
Before GV: Backed a rockstar, worked for the competition (then saw the light)
Likes: Sunshine
Dislikes : No Sunshine
Listens to: All kinds (especially, Laura Colegate, Don Macleans & Gary Aquafresh)
Heroes: Mick Green(R.I.P.), George Best(R.I.P.), Frank Serpico, Foo Goo Peppers, The Breedaparts & The Panteras
Describes self as: Suave & Debonair
Others Describe Him as: Grandad of GV
 
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Martin HD28GM Allen & Heath Desk
Gibson J-200 Mackie powered speakers
Taylor 314MCE 25th Anni Peterson strobe tuna (iPhone)
Fender Baja Terrycaster Shubb Capo

Chris

Role: Sales
From: Liphook
Stature: MASSIVE
Marital Status: Err no thank you
Drives: Sideways
Eats: Kebabs & pocket chicken
Drinks: 'til I'm sober!
Sports teams: I like the cheerleaders
Band(s): AlzirGodsized
Before GV: Yet another that saw the light! (see Tel)
Likes: Guitars, My Girlfriend, Beer, Women, Mountain Bikes, Making noise and big riffs
Listens to: 70s Rock, Prog, Blues, Rock Metal
Heroes: Anyone who can master their art and not be a tw*t about it!
Describes self as: Smart, Charming, Quick Witted, Handsome and Well Groomed
Others Describe Him as: Satan Clause
 
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1977 Gibson Les Paul Custom Black Maple Fingerboard Marshall JCM900 Head & Cab
1979 Gibson Les Paul Deluxe Tobacco Burst P90s Electro Harmonix Black Russian Big Muff
Gibson Les Paul Studio Wine Red Morley Bad Horsie Wah
Gibson SG Special Teal Blue Boss TU2
Adam Black Resonator Strings, Picks and a Lead
Tanglewood Acoustic  

Gaz

Role: Apprentice/Nipper/Nibs/Little Boy
Birth Date: 21/03/95....yes, you read that right....1995
From: Looks like something off of Essex
Stature: 6 and a half stone
Marital Status: Taken!
Drives: Everyone else insane
Eats: Super noodles & Skips!
Drinks: When I don't get ID'd!
Sports teams: Fifa
Band: Long Walk Home
Before GV: Lazy Student (not much has changed)
Likes: Lay ins and roll ups (mostly in work hours)
Dislikes: Early mornings & annoying accents
Listens to: A bit of everything
Heroes: Jedward and all fellow GV colleages
Describes self as: A smooth, charming and witty young man...
Others Describe Him as: Jesus of Gazareth
 
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Epiphone Les Paul Marshall JVM210C
Sterling JP100D Blackstar HT-5 Mini Stack
Schecter Omen FR TC Electronics Nova System
Squier Strat Dunlop Crybaby
Takamine EG440SC D'Addario Strings
Lorenzo Acoustic Snark Clip on Tuner
Antoria Telecaster Dunlop Jazz III Pickups
  LOTS of hair gel!

Jake

Role: Warehouse
From: The docks
Marital Status: He has a boss
Drives: The number 18 twice daily
Eats: The leftovers from his beard
Drinks: White lightning from a brown paper bag
Sports teams: Pompy or Palace (whichever is doing best at the time)
Band: Nervous Endings, Fleshrot
Before GV: Another general music shop
Likes: 80s Power Stances
Dislikes: Gillette, Wilkinson Sword, Bic
Listens to: Jimmy Nail, Michael Bolton, Duran Duran and Cannibal Corpse
Heroes: GG Allin, Seth Putnam
Describes self as: A big hit with the bearded ladies
Others Describe Him as: DBSB
 
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ESP Horizon NTII DBSB EVH 5150
Gibson Flying V Cherry Korg Pitchblack
SMB custom Made 7 String Boss DD6

 



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